• Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother: 
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

helpfvl:

me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready 

(via claerissafray)

sexy-fruit:

I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.

But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.

(via sadbeautifultragic)

rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via parbatais)

mikepistols:

THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE

(via perf-luke)

freshiejuice:

i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”

(Source: brebearsexybetch, via alphastefan)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via barakalifford)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

(via sadbeautifultragic)

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

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