kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

(via i-am-dead-sirius)

apersnicketylemon:

megadelicious:

professorgoogoo:

cumomelet:

almost one million people liked this post

FUCKING DEAD DYING RIP ME IM A GONER

Every time I see this I wonder if they actually read it before publishing, because that child’s the spawn of the Devil himself, like this is some Omen level shit happening right here, and it’s creepy af like please, abort that one bc it is clearly the anti-christ mate.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via i-am-dead-sirius)

poptarter:

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

my dog is literally the biggest idiot

(via rolling-in-the-deep-dish)

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

(Source: fvming, via that-sassy-book-character)

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via tmicouture)

You have to be odd to be number one.

Dr. Seuss

This changed me

(via reveriesofawriter)

(Source: lsd-soaked-tampon, via tmicouture)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via rolling-in-the-deep-dish)

  • me on my way home from class: oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
  • me the second i get home: nah

letmusicsetyoufreee:

There are people in this world like Sam Pepper and people like Emma Watson.

Don’t be a Sam Pepper.

Be an Emma Watson.